Your friendly neighborhood Emo Ninja

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

summer-meighan:

John Green in his toast at his brother’s wedding.

tinyteenie:

Omg babyyyy

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

solarbird:

Perfect.

solarbird:

Perfect.

shaggie2dope:

let it bro

shaggie2dope:

let it bro

man-duhh:

iron-pigs:

annaprocrastinates:

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.

This is probably the best gif ever

oh my god

man-duhh:

iron-pigs:

annaprocrastinates:

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.

This is probably the best gif ever

oh my god

cierammartin:

Literally why my mom stopped buying my Bugles

cierammartin:

Literally why my mom stopped buying my Bugles

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Whew! That was a close one

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

taleasoldastimelords:

murdercityboulevard:

heyfunniest:

Visual Representation of $1 Trillion.

shit

Hello yes we are 17 of that in debt god bless America

17 of that.

I wish people would get as worked up over irresponsible and wasteful military spending, or the prison industrial complex as they do about the deficit.

paulloveslinda:

I love how he just pushes his grand kids out of the way.

paulloveslinda:

I love how he just pushes his grand kids out of the way.